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Dog Haikus

April 20, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Best Of, Dog, Writing

dog haiku

I love my master;
  Thus I perfume myself with
  This long-rotten squirrel.

  I lie belly-up
  In the sunshine, happier than
  You ever will be

  Today I sniffed
  Many dog butts-I celebrate
  By kissing your face.

  I sound the alarm!
  Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
  Look!  Look!  Look!  Look!

  I sound the alarm!
  Neighbor’s cat-come to kill us all!
  Look! Look! Look! Look!

  My human is home!
  I am so ecstatic I have
  Made a puddle

  I hate my choke chain –
  Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
  Ack Ack Ack Ack!

  Sleeping here, my chin
  On your foot – no greater bliss – well,
  Maybe catching cats

  The cat is not all
  Bad-she fills the little box
  With Tootsie Rolls

  Dig under fence-why
  Because it’s there.  Because it’s
  There.  Because it’s there.

  I am your best friend,
  Now, always, and especially
  When you are eating.

  My owners’ mood is
  Romantic-I lie near their feet.
  I fart a big one.


  • Rebecca Doane

    Please send me more of these! I love all the dog sites and will pass them on to my friends. This was the best!

  • Rebecca Doane

    How could I post these on facebook?




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