Category Archives: Cats

Now I Understand The Internet’s Fascination With Maru The Cat

maru in boxesBeing a dog person, I never really understood the internet’s obession with Maru the cat. I’d watch countless videos of Maru jumping in boxes, playing with vacuums, sleeping, drinking and frankly it never sparked that flame that it sparked in everybody and their mother…that is until I watched this video….now I understand.

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Excerpts From The Diary Of A Cat

existential birthday cat

DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. 

DAY 761 – Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair… must try this on their bed. 

DAY 762 – Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night. 

DAY 765 – Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was… Hmmm. Not working according to plan … 
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Ridiculously Cute Video Of A Cat Giving Another Cat A Massage

kitten massageHere’s a pretty damn cute video of a cat giving another cat a massage. Although I’m a dog person through and through, every cat video that seems to be popping up all over the internet is winning me over. I have to warn you that viewing this video might make your head explode by the sheer amount of cuteness that is contatined in this video.

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